Things I Do and Say

This is what happens when I dress myself. I think I look smokin' hot. Who cares that it was 35 degrees outside and that my one boot is on the "wrong" foot?

The following phrases are in heavy rotation lately.

1. I not like it.
2. Dood it again (Pronounced "ah-gi-un" or with the most southern accent imaginable)
3. Hadwee go away.
4. Hadwee drive you crazy, mommy. I not drive you crazy.
5. I want food off my pwate, sweetheart.
6. I not want to.
7. I want daddy come back my house. (Mommy note: Daddy does live here, but is gone before the kids wake up and comes home after they are in bed due to tax season.)
8. Sing "Jesus Wuff Me."
9. I go pee pee Lightning McQueen.
10. Let's go MOPS.